The Corporate City State of Dashiki City is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Venturarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.658 billion Dashikins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dashikin economy, worth a remarkable 1,863 trillion Holy Dosh D̵̬̆s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 329,343 Holy Dosh D̵̬̆s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,896,136 per year while the poor average 27,418, a ratio of 69.2 to 1.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Steven Venturarch's throne, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and Dashikins believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dashiki City's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tevkravus.

Dashiki City is ranked 286,669^th in the world and 70^th in Saint Helene for Safest, scoring 4.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.