The Imperial Republic of New Narag Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Consul Sol Cerium Narag with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.606 billion Neo-Naragians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,578 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 630,492 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Sand Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Chosen.

New Narag Empire is ranked 281,748^th in the world and 67^th in Saint Helene for Safest, scoring 6.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.