The Borunate of Thelenassy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Borun Nadir Nasrallah II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.983 billion Thelenassians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfaziria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The very strong Thelenassian economy, worth 224 trillion Balqis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,368 Balqis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,193 per year while the poor average 14,302, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Thelenassy has designated Alfaziria as its capital city, Borun Nadir Nasrallah II has just been declared ruler of Thelenassy in an international press conference, and Zyfaqir has been named as Thelenassy's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Thelenassy's national animal is the Barbary Hyena, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Zyfaqir.

Thelenassy is ranked 148,456^th in the world and 41^st in Saint Helene for Safest, scoring 60.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.