Population | 10.551 billion |
Capital | Priastand |
Leader | like 3 different people |
Faith | Wardish Elisimism |
Currency | Kronur |
Animal | Wardish cod |
The Fractured States of Wardency is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by like 3 different people with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.551 billion Wardish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth a remarkable 4,051 trillion Kronurs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 383,984 Kronurs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,251,066 per year while the poor average 88,726, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.
Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Wardish, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the Wardish cod, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.
Wardency is ranked 286,912th in the world and 72nd in Saint Helene for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Wardency lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Wardish.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.