The Republic of Fake Testlandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.259 billion Fake Testlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffering. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Fake Testlandian economy, worth 30.0 trillion unicorns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,271 unicorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', the people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake Testlandia's national animal is the bitcoin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CosMc.

Fake Testlandia is ranked 136,971^st in the world and 16^th in Testregionia for Safest, scoring 66.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.