Population | 6.329 billion |
Capital | Rwookrrorro |
Leader | Chief Wooooookie |
Faith | uhhh |
Currency | yodan |
Animal | leaflizard |
The Republic of Kashyyyyyyyk is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chief Wooooookie with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.329 billion Kashyyyyyyykians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwookrrorro. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Kashyyyyyyykian economy, worth 558 trillion yodans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 88,241 yodans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is giving peace a chance, recognizing the Kashyyyyyyykian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the Kashyyyyyyyk Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashyyyyyyyk's national animal is the leaflizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is uhhh.
Kashyyyyyyyk is ranked 270,067th in the world and 28th in Testregionia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kashyyyyyyyk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Kashyyyyyyyk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Rebellious Youth, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, the Kashyyyyyyyk Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, recognizing the Kashyyyyyyykian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, Chief Wooooookie's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.