Brie Hoarder (Governor): 
The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents
Last WA Update:
Embassies: MHBs New Earth, Nordic Lands, Scratch Nations, RealTacoMan Frontier, Mitteleuropa, The Capitalist Pact, MHBs Frontier, and The Chess Club.
The embassy with Scratch Nations is being withdrawn. Closure expected .
Tags: Casual, Isolationist, Medium, Role Player, Silly, and Social.
The Cheese War contains 9 nations, the 1,580th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Public Education in The Cheese War
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, The Cheese War is ranked 8,456th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Survivir | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Survive and adventure. Then you are truly alive.” | |
| 2. |  The Friendly Dictatorship of Tildurland | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Long Live Tildur” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of The Scorpia Organization | Corporate Police State | “Sabotage, Corruption, Intelligence, & Assassination.” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Wisterian Armed Forces | Psychotic Dictatorship | “DOWN WITH MERETHIN!” | |
| 5. | The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents | Civil Rights Lovefest | “To cheese or not to cheese” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Lithuaian Armed Forces | Corporate Police State | “To win the Cheese War!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Just let me grill | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Democrats? Republicans? I just want to grill!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of British Southern Corvus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Pinkie pie we trust” | |
| 9. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Helll | Corporate Police State | “Pain” |
Last poll: “New Nations?”
Regional Happenings
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The Free Land of IvyLind Republic departed this region for Nordic Lands.
- : The Free Land of IvyLind Republic arrived from Nordic Lands.
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The Holy Blue Zombie Republic of Merethin updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Holy Blue Zombie Republic of Merethin updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents removed a dispatch.
- : The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents added a dispatch.
- : The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents ordered the closure of embassies between The Cheese War and Scratch Nations.
- : The Colony of Cheesy Diplomatic Incidents updated the World Factbook entry.
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The Protectorate of NotNotNotNotNotRealtacoman departed this region for RealTacoMans Basement.
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The People's Republic of NotNotNotNotRealtacoman departed this region for RealTacoMans Basement.
The Cheese War Regional Message Board
Loading...8 to 2 is the proper count, with one vote for the useless 3rd option!
Yes, we always have to be careful about foreign votes when opening up polls to the public.
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where are you going?
uhh
someone help me
Ok! Im gonna make 1 big update with all the changes:)
Ok. Thanks!
Edit-Heres the update-
Multiple changes have been made.
For starters, New Baltic States has been added. They are located in Alberta.
Another country that was added was Patche. They are located in Florida and Georgia.
The last country added is Crimean, who is located in Crimea, Krasnodar, Adygea, Kherson, Zaporhizha, Mykolayiv. All of them are part of the Pro-Cheese Coalition and were part of the queue.
The final change of this update is RealTacoMan, who changed has changed back to being a member of the Anti-Cheese Alliance.
Pro-Cheese Coalition Members and Location
Japtilas-In Northern Italy and Southeastern France
Wisteria-In Washington, Idaho, and Montana
MHB-In Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana
New Seraphora- In Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, and Singapore
RealTacoMan-In Japan
New Baltic States-In Alberta
Patche-In Florida and Georgia
Crimean-In Crimea, Krasnodar, Adygea, Kherson, Zaporhizha, and Mykolayiv
Protectorates of the Pro-Cheese Coalition
Carconia-Located in Oregon
RizzneyLand- In Israel, Palestine, and Golan Heights
Anti-Cheese Alliance Members and Location
Merethin-In Spain
Strawvya- In Australia and New Zealand
Numina-In California, Nevada, Utah, and Arizona
Lithuaia-In Lithuania
Torkeland-In the countries of Nigeria and Cameroon
Alphas Imperium-In Germany
Protectorates of the Anti-Cheese Alliance
Dephcon- In Hungary and Slovakia
Shan Alls-In Northern Argentina, Uruguay, Eastern Paraguay, and Southern Brazil
Neutrals/Peace Keeper Forces
Vaasenburg-In the UK
Not That Bad Land- In Belgium, Luxembourg, and Northernmost region of France
Just Let Me Grill-In Zimbabwe
RealTacoMan-In Japan
Criminal Organization Members and Main Locations
The Scorpia Organization-In Yaroslavl Oblast
InterCore-In the Kamchatka Peninsula
Finally updated the main dispatch and WFE with all the new nations.
Now, back to waiting for an assistant simulations manager...
Hopefully this is doesn't count as spam
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In milky kingdoms where flavors dance,
There is a wonder, a beloved trance.
A treasure kept, in cellars deep,
A perfect food to consume heaps.
From cheddars strength to bries embrace,
Each slice a dream, a saving grace.
Gouda with its flavors rare,
While blue cheese weaves its stench in the air.
Parmesan, such a beautiful thing,
Grated with joy, its taste makes me sing.
Mozzarella, soft and pure,
Its taste alone, sadnesss cure.
Oh, cheese, thy greatness knows no end.
In its presence , hearts will mend
A gift from god, from land and seas,
In every bite, a moment to seize.
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