The Egotistical Envy of Angevin-Romanov Crimea is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 785 million silly billies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angevin-Romanov Crimea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The thriving Angevin-Romanov Crimean economy, worth 54.4 trillion 5 peso coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 69,280 5 peso coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,806 per year while the poor average 5,193, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the nation refuses to provide international aid, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Angevin-Romanov Crimea's national animal is the Tanuki, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angevin-Romanov Crimea is ranked 275,890^th in the world and 6,599^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.