The RMBer Republic of Attestaltarragaby is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Edward Chan with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.542 billion Attestaltarragabyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintinia. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Attestaltarragabyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 294,626 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, Edward Chan is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and Edward Chan spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Attestaltarragaby's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Attestaltarragaby is ranked 3,436^th in the world and 80^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,155.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.