The Trans Sultanate of Big Boyz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Phoebe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.736 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Grill. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,674 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,329 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Phoebe wears an armoured gauntlet, Big Boyz's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and the nation tends not to learn from its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the Sand Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Big Boyz is ranked 1,944^th in the world and 77^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 354.12 kickbacks per hour.