The Kingdom of Bryce is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bryce with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.108 billion Bryceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Healthcare is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The very strong Brycean economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,889 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,282 per year while the poor average 11,039, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and Bryce has just been declared ruler of Bryce in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bryce's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bryce is ranked 236,925^th in the world and 12^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.11 law-abiding acts per hour.