The Free Land of Cyparissa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hexadepartmental Community with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 977 million Cyparissans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keos Assembly. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cyparissan economy, worth 39.9 trillion Javelins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,830 Javelins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, Hexadepartmental Community can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, Cyparissan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Cyparissan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is almost non-existent. Cyparissa's national animal is the Leafed Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyparissa is ranked 139,049^th in the world and 2^nd in Olympia Archipelago for Safest, scoring 65.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.