The Democratic Federation of DFM is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by DFM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.236 billion DFMers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving DFMed economy, worth 206 trillion Republic Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,791 Republic Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,166 per year while the poor average 14,916, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Eminent domain has been abolished, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and posters on 'DFMed Values' advise against being proud of DFM. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DFM's national animal is the Malachita, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DFM is ranked 235,730^th in the world and 5,890^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 20.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.