Population | 11.202 billion |
Capital | Neo-Bhedābheda |
Leader | Mòşeh ʼAhàròn ha●Léwiy ben Herĕşel |
Faith | Neo-Bhedābheda |
Currency | proletariat |
Animal | dog and hummingbird |
The Third-Camp Marxist Dharma of Dialectical metaRealism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mòşeh ʼAhàròn ha●Léwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.202 billion Dialectical metaRealist Collectivists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Bhedābheda. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dialectical metaRealismian economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion proletariats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 229,791 proletariats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown. Dialectical metaRealism's national animal is the dog and hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Bhedābheda.
Dialectical metaRealism is ranked 290,918th in the world and 11,075th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.17 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dialectical metaRealism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive.
- : Dialectical metaRealism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Dialectical metaRealism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.