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Mòşeh ʼAhàròn ha●Léwiy ben Herĕşel
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Dialectical metaRealism

Population11.202 billion

CapitalNeo-Bhedābheda
LeaderMòşeh ʼAhàròn ha●Léwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithNeo-Bhedābheda

Currencyproletariat
Animaldog and hummingbird

The Third-Camp Marxist Dharma of Dialectical metaRealism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mòşeh ʼAhàròn ha●Léwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.202 billion Dialectical metaRealist Collectivists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Bhedābheda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dialectical metaRealismian economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion proletariats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 229,791 proletariats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown. Dialectical metaRealism's national animal is the dog and hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Bhedābheda.

Dialectical metaRealism is ranked 290,918th in the world and 11,075th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.17 kickbacks per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 251stLeast Corrupt Governments: 312thHighest Drug Use: 341stMost Inclusive: 348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 472ndNicest Citizens: 496thMost Pacifist: 567thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 627thMost Advanced Public Education: 685thHighest Food Quality: 818thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 998thSafest: 1,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,269thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,312thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,316thLargest Governments: 1,324thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,429thBest Weather: 1,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,899thMost Cultured: 2,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,477thSmartest Citizens: 2,614thMost Developed: 2,815thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,290thRudest Citizens: 3,884thMost Efficient Economies: 5,374thLowest Crime Rates: 5,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,619thHighest Average Incomes: 6,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,059thHighest Economic Output: 9,035thMost Secular: 10,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,888thHealthiest Citizens: 13,162ndTop
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Nudest: 15,977thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,970th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 150th in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 276th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 432nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionMost Politically Free: 500th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 561st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 611th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 748th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dialectical metaRealism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Dialectical metaRealism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Dialectical metaRealism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialectical metaRealism, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.

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