| Population | 3.534 billion |
| Capital | Water Town |
| Leader | Waterman |
| Faith | Hydrationism |
| Currency | Bottle |
| Animal | Hydroflask |
The Free Land of Digitalized Water Bottles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Waterman with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.534 billion Digitalized Water Bottlesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Water Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Digitalized Water Bottlesian economy, worth 503 trillion Bottles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,427 Bottles, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and no one born in Digitalized Water Bottles can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Digitalized Water Bottles's national animal is the Hydroflask, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hydrationism.
Digitalized Water Bottles is ranked 271,220th in the world and 89th in City of Yharnam for Safest, scoring 9.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Digitalized Water Bottles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Digitalized Water Bottles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic.
- : Digitalized Water Bottles's influence in City of Yharnam rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Digitalized Water Bottles, no one born in Digitalized Water Bottles can fix a leaky faucet.
- : Following new legislation in Digitalized Water Bottles, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Digitalized Water Bottles, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
- : Digitalized Water Bottles was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Digitalized Water Bottles, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
- : Following new legislation in Digitalized Water Bottles, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Digitalized Water Bottles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
