Population | 5.3 billion |
Capital | Edin Kashbir |
Leader | Lugal Enmend Urana II |
Faith | Indo-Chaldean Judeo-Celtic Pantheism |
Currency | Invigorated Sheqel |
Animal | Somnambulant Chelydra |
The Seraphic Agglomeration of Gub Kur Gana Dadag is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lugal Enmend Urana II with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.3 billion Gub Kurians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edin Kashbir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gub Kur Gana Dadagian economy, worth 922 trillion Invigorated Sheqels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 174,116 Invigorated Sheqels, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Gub Kur Gana Dadag allowed its WA membership to lapse, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gub Kur Gana Dadag's national animal is the Somnambulant Chelydra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indo-Chaldean Judeo-Celtic Pantheism.
Gub Kur Gana Dadag is ranked 40,908th in the world and 2,463rd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 174.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
- : Gub Kur Gana Dadag was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Gub Kur Gana Dadag allowed its WA membership to lapse.
- : Gub Kur Gana Dadag resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
- : Gub Kur Gana Dadag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, the best defense is a good fence.
- : Following new legislation in Gub Kur Gana Dadag, baiting is a national sport.