The Principality of Jeixieis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.178 billion Jeixieisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jeixieisian economy, worth 91.9 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 17,742 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeixieis's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeixieis is ranked 186,759^th in the world and 6^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.