The Empire of Kajjaria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dio Brando with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The cynical population of 1.835 billion Kajjarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Маротбург. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kajjarian economy, worth 109 trillion Kajiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,570 Kajiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajjaria's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The cult of Dio.

Kajjaria is ranked 58,183^rd in the world and 3,090^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.49 kickbacks per hour.