The Free Land of Kill-Roy Was Here is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by I Spy with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.862 billion Kill-Roy Was Hereans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peek-A-Boo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kill-Roy Was Herean economy, worth 577 trillion Nougats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,494 Nougats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,883 per year while the poor average 26,093, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, bars are packed at all hours, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kill-Roy Was Here's national animal is the Turkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Where is Waldo.

Kill-Roy Was Here is ranked 113,250^th in the world and 5,103^rd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.05 kickbacks per hour.