The Republic of LOS MODERNOS LIBERALES is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The humorless population of 729 million LOS MODERNOS LIBERALESians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakt ciudad. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong LOS MODERNOS LIBERALESian economy, worth 63.1 trillion pesos dolarizados a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,496 pesos dolarizados, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOS MODERNOS LIBERALES's national animal is the Swish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LOS MODERNOS LIBERALES is ranked 249,006^th in the world and 1^st in EL FUTURO MODERNO LIBERAL for Nicest Citizens, with 1.34 average smiles per day.