The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.393 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,989 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 269,073 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 41,368^th in the world and 6^th in The Embassy for Safest, scoring 105.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.