The Confederacy of New Confederate States of America is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 216 million New Confederate States of Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The very strong New Confederate States of American economy, worth 13.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,042 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,888 per year while the poor average 13,109, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, elections have recently been reintroduced to New Confederate States of America, genetic researchers have been expelled, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is moderate. New Confederate States of America's national animal is the Monkey.

New Confederate States of America is ranked 154,090^th in the world and 6,221^st in Osiris for Safest, scoring 57.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.