The Socialist kingdom of Timlandian Federation is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 673 million Timlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dublin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The strong Timlandian Federationian economy, worth 48.6 trillion timlandian dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,148 timlandian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, and on-duty Air Timlandian Federation flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timlandian Federation's national animal is the corgi.

Timlandian Federation is ranked 119,077^th in the world and 3^rd in alternate world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 540.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.