The Great Republic of Togsland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chris Cornell with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.78 billion Togslandics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toglinn. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Togslandic economy, worth 163 trillion Togs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,871 Togs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Togslandics won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and school history books often refer to Chris Cornell as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Togsland's national animal is the Togslandic Schmoney Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jampterism.

Togsland is ranked 45,646^th in the world and 538^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 159.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.