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Most Primitive: 12,832ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,354th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
We love the fish
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Fuza Islands

Population32 million

Currencydollar
AnimalHawk

The Colony of Fuza Islands is a small, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 32 million Fuza Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The sizeable but inefficient Fuza Islandsian economy, worth 1.56 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,738 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Fuza Islands, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuza Islands's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fuza Islands is ranked 182,717th in the world and 88th in Lair of the Dragon for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 50.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 12,832ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,354th
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Most Primitive: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fuza Islands's influence in Lair of the Dragon rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Fuza Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Fuza Islands are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuza Islands, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.

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