The Holy Empire of Newenia is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 56 million Newenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The Newenian economy, worth 2.62 trillion Scales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,767 Scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, euthanasia is illegal, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Newenia's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Newenia is ranked 39,923^rd in the world and 644^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,484.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.