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I passed all of the galactic community sanctions so that I could get the achievement for denouncing an empire that's not in breach of any galactic laws.
The issue I am now facing is that the only empire I can denounce is already in breach, so I wouldn't get the achievement for denouncing them.
Your cat?
no. I very much wish that goober was tho
(its https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ah-so-sorry )
Me too. Cats and birds are the only pets I want.
Perhaps when I'm older.
Finally, a cat I see, that is not a catgirl.
same. I love cats so much. the silly little goobers they are. every time I see a cat my dopamine levels absolutely skyrocket
I want a hamster. Or mouse.
Brethren, Empire of Dabiristan, and Troc
aw hell yeah, cats are great
Fun Fact:
That is just a reskinned random encounter from Skyrim.
URAAAAAAANIUM FEVER HAS GOT ME DOWN
URAAAAAAAAAANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN ALL AROUND
with a geiger counter in my hand
Ima goin out to stake me some government land
URAAAAAAAnIUM
Talitoa and Ci Arovannea
If you could only ask one question to each person you meet, what would that question be?
man went into the area where the geiger counter just lets out a long one-tone whine
silly. its from the funny new enclave remnant community club thing. I wanna join the enclave so bad uayhbeeweheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You never know when the Cat Distribution System might choose you.
Hoping it's soon
same same i want a cat when im at least 24 so nine years from now at my age 15
As their patience had grew thinner and thinner, the various student's of Class 2-1 were rewarded with the ringing of the bell, signifying their allowance to head home after a days worth of "cruel and tortuous" learning. The teacher, Zako Gelleinis, watched as his reason for waking up each and every morning and staying up so late at night left one by one out of the room, until only he was left at his desk. He began to take out some papers to grade when he noticed a pair of shoes out of the corner of his eye, and upon looking up, noticed they were attached to his favorite student, Areti Barzani, who was standing patiently at the side of his desk.
"Hello my most studious Refur(Fox), what brings you to my humble desk"? He noticed her holding a paper flyer, and a familiar look on her face, one that almost screamed for attention to a dilmema she was facing. "Please sit."
She complied, and slowly slid over the paper towards him. "I found it near my neighborhood on the way to school, I wanted to show it to you, Mr. Galleinis". As he took hold and gazed upon the paper...he could understand her dilemma. Typed in red caps and placed at the top was a declaration in Deltan calling for "The removal of the foreign agents" from Deltan soil. It was clearly a provocative piece meant to rouse up tensions instead of actually achieving its goal, but it seems to nonetheless shaken Areti. As he set down the paper, he looked towards her and thought of a response.
"What concerns you my dear", Zako said casually, "about this I mean". He watched as Areti struggled to find the pieces for a question. This was not the first time she had come towards him with a question, as she was more curious and more learned then any of his other students, and in a job that usually drains the life out of someone, this girl was his respite and his reason for not abandoning this school.
"Will we ever...become, what they want us to be? By them I mean-", she was cut off by Zako's quick response. "The Deltans"? He gazed on as she sat in her seat, fidgeting from the numerous thoughts likely racing in her head. Zako was saddened to have this conversation, but he knew it had to be done. First though, he decided, he would ease her worries. "Areti...I thought you were smarter then this". The girl in question looked up, in shock and suprise at the apparent sly comment thrown her way, and continued to look on in confusion as her teacher held the paper towards her.
"Look. Notice the usage of the Natin script for a instead of our álpha, the weak grammar, and the misspellings. Also the cross, which looks nothing like the ones they use in Omonia, Aroviu nor Atrocha, not to mention that its used in the only Deltan nation without a Christian majority". Zako saw slowly as her confusion turned to surprise at the connecting of the dots in her head as both she and her teacher realized the paper was nothing short of some foreign print out. It wouldn't be too extraordinary, tourists who came to Aversaria, especially from the more 'aggressive' nations, loved to cause trouble, and no doubt this was done by some kid who wanted to watch fights happen for fun. He leaned a little back into his seat as she looked more assured, but he nonetheless had to drill it into her his lesson for this event.
"Areti...what's your ancestry like"? She looked taken aback but nonetheless answered him. "Uhm...on my dads side we are Ágioi and a small bit of Aromanese, and my moms is a mix of Sarradonian and Khamonite". Zako leaned forward a bit as he responded. "Then why are you here? Why aren't you in Arvorenia or Aroviu? Why haven't you made Ailyah to Chaldea? Why aren't you in Usnistan right now"? While the questions were no doubt confrontational, he looked on in pride as she understood his intent and responded in turn.
"Because...this is my home". Zako smiled a wide grin and so did Areti. "Exactly Refur...there's a reason why our constitution lists 'A nation for the Aversarians', and not 'For the Deltans'. Me personally, I'm glad since I'm mostly Sjalvolki, and id rather not be thrown back into the sea from whence we came". As Areti giggled at this response, Zako moved to place the paper in his shredder near him, but then handed his student a paper from within his desk. "But I can understand the need to find ones place in this nation...after all, I'm sure your mothers side grew tired of Nea Iorusalem and Bayt and came here, and perhaps you could find your own place in this nation".
The paper he handed her was filled with promotional images, links to websites, and other info, but eye-catching of all was the title placed at the top of the paper, which read "Fertile Lands Program: Expanding the Aautokrata and providing land for settlement". Areti took the paper and placed it in her backpack before standing up and looking down at her teacher, giving a short nod before leaving his class. As Zako was left alone, he gazed at his own copy of the paper he gave to her...and soon he began to dream.
In the heart of Bastonous, amidst the ancient streets steeped in history and tradition, Modernity and Progress, Metal and Stone, lived a boy named Adonis. His days were filled with the hustle and bustle of modern life and its needs, but his nights belonged to his gateway towards the world outside of the apartment he and his family lived in: The Internet. Adonis thought he was a typical Aversarian teenager, with a passion for gaming and discussion that often kept him up into the late hours of the night. On one such night, as the clock struck 2am, and the glow of his computer screen illuminated his room, Adonis suddenly became aware of a profound silence enveloping the city outside his window. He noticed it as the volume of his videos began to reach a low point, and thus allowed the screaming nothing of silence to grab ahold of him.
He paused everything and took off his headphones. Again, nothing. He ventured to the balcony, peering out into the night. The usual sounds of traffic and chatter were conspicuously absent, replaced by an eerie tranquility that seemed to hang in the air like a cloud of deafness. It was then that Adonis remembered—the approaching holiday of All Saints Days, possibly among the most festive and largest holidays of the Aversarian nation, was coming soon. He had forgotten amidst the seemingly endless days of classes, work, sleep and repeat, but it nonetheless ventured forward, with or without his knowledge. No doubt, he thought, that his parents were working to find a way to celebrate, especially considering how Adoinis had finally gotten into the university he, and most importanly, they wanted for him, thus answering their prayers of sleepless nights.
As he veered back towards the silence, he thought back to the reason, and remembered that when the city fell silent, it was in remembrance of the departed souls who had died and reentered the cycle of rebirth, not being able to see the festival once again before departure. It was a time to honor the memory of loved ones, to reflect on mortality, purity, other religious stuff, and to pay homage to the divine gifts they had received. Adonis' heart tugged. He remembered how he knew that...from his Giagiá(Grandmother). The same one who seemed to spend her last remaining days last year praying for his entry into his university, only to depart before she could see his letter of acceptance.
It was her that made him sit through the countless temple teachings, it was her who seemed to be on watch for any immoral act he may do in her eyes, it was her who seemed to argue the most at Adonis' decision to become a member of the Kamíatelestía purists, calling it atheism in a purist blanket. All of this entered his mind sure...but he also remembered how she spent every couple of days helping out around the city. She was abused by others for her selfless nature but did it anyway, she didn't receive any award for any of this, but she did it. The neighborhood loved her, and he remembers how many showed to her funeral. He remembered the earliest days, as after the boring and seemingly useless temple teachings, she would cook up a dinner like no other for him, something to look forward to as the monks droned on. All of this he remembered, the good, the bad, the in between, and more.
He went out of his room and into the living room of his families apartment. In the corner lay the altar, for the ancestors, the saints, and the Purest, with each section becoming bigger and more decorated as they went up in holiness. He walked up and gazed at the photo of his grandmother sitting on the ancestor portion. So small and insignificant compared to the others, no doubt what she would have wanted in her last days, to be seen not as some photo, but remembered by her deeds. As he gazed at her, he slowly looked up at the image of the Purest that lay looking down at those who stood at the altar. There it stood, that body of a large red cloak with gold trimmings, with countless patterns etched across it, with a hand of darkness and a face to match looking out, seemingly hoping to reach whoever chose to stand before them.
Adonis remembers being a kid and feeling comforted by the Purest, that whenever things seemed scary or dark, a statue of that figure in his room seemed to make it all go away. He remembers showing his friends from overseas a picture of the Purest online, and being genuinely surprised when they said they were scared of it. He wondered at the time why a figure of darkness wrapped in a cloak of blood red would be scary to anyone. He smiled at the humor of that situation, understanding the image's reaction to those who didn't grow up staring at it as a God, or at least a representation of a higher truth, incarnate in a mortal perception of what is supposedly unknowable.
He knew that being of the school of Atheistic Purism, he was supposed to believe that the Purest is a philosophical truth, rejecting any divinity to the movement, but he couldn't bring himself to view the Purest of the other schools in the same light. How could he, a kid of the central rites school, believing in a God that represented all that was good, simply become some abstract concept of truth, immaterial as he is to the people of other or no faiths.
He stared on, and on, and on, and on...until he stared no longer. He picked up an incense stick from the jar near to him, unwrapping it and lighting its tip as he set in in the altar section for his ancestors. He knew that as someone of the school of no rites, he was supposed to know better then to honor a dead ancestor that couldn't receive him. And yet, he did, and he bowed his head down and clasped his hands as he stood before the altar.
He stood there, in silence, as the city joined him in the orchestra of no sounds nor instruments. Soon nothing but his thoughts were left, and soon they left as well. How long would he stand there before soon enough in the future, his own blood would take his place. Would he be honored as well? Should he be?
...he remembered the quote of the Patro Canon his grandmother loved to read him as he worried of the coming of the night. "Και είδες το σκοτάδι. Περπάτησες στη σκιά του. Εκεί στο τίποτα θα βρεις κάτι. Από τα βάθη του τίποτα δεν θα μείνει η αλήθεια. Και έτσι η αλήθεια έγινε αθάνατη, κι εσύ". And thou hast seen the darkness. Thou hast walked in its shade. There in the nothing shall you find something. From the depths of nothing shall truth remain. And so truth hath become deathless, and so hast thou.
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Dang. I was going to repost my Grace dispatches, but the image links are all broke'd.
UNISTAN MENTIONED RAHHHH
"I salute my Usnistani Brothers"
-Chaldean Double Agent Aversaria
Blender is such a bitch sometimes. anywho
Welcome 1e grenadiers-a-pied, Lower Sangria, Saintry Imperium, Suritao, Cyverde Dadtu, Testetestest, The Kingdom of Tungning, Union of Romance Communities, Bowling federation, Nurmandia, Holy order of Zero, Aleiv Aleski, The Nations Of A Republic, Greater Galactic Reich, Bingchillimg to your home, [region]The East Pacific[/nation].
Read below to get started in our region:
First, join the World Assembly. Joining strengthens our region and allows you to vote in the World Assembly as well as conferring additional privileges. Follow the guide below to get started:
Read dispatchWelcome New Nations!You, the newest nations within The East Pacific, are welcomed here. Ensure you view this dispatch to know what you should first do and to also receive rewards and become popular. If you are not in the World Assembly, join immediately following the instructtions below to raise your status within the international community and make our region mightier!
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Welcome New World Assembly Nations!You, the newest World Assembly members within The East Pacific, are welcomed here. Ensure you view this dispatch to participate in our regional World Assembly development program. You can win prizes and become popular, by doing so!
What is REWARD?Welcome to REWARD (Raising Eastern World Assembly Recognition & Development) - the World Assembly development program of The East Pacific. REWARD encourages endorsement exchanges and the spread of knowledge about the World Assembly to strengthen The East Pacific.
ParticipatingIn order to participate in REWARD, you need to join the World Assembly. First, go to Settings and add an email. Next, go to the World Assembly page and click "Apply to Join" at the top centre of the page. Next, go to your email and open the verification email that was sent. Click on the link to be verified. Now, you are a member of the World Assembly and can start helping The East Pacific to glory!
By participating, you will receive titles, cards, a unique mask on our Discord server, and badges. Your name will also be added to the list of Hussars, a list of people in The East Pacific who are in good standing.
First Steps as a WA MemberEndorse everyone below by clicking on them and scrolling to the bottom of the page:
This will make you a Hussar of The East, a regional member in good standing, and grant you the right to use the Hussar's badge. It will also enter you into the cards lottery, where a random selection of Hussars will get a valuable NationStates.
Endorsement ExchangingEndorsement exchanging, also called endotarting, is the practice of endorsing other many other nations. By endorsing others, you will be endorsed back and increase your own power.
To endorse everyone in the region, join our Discord server, head to #bots-and-spam, and use the command "/tart" followed by your nation name. It will create a list of all nations you have not endorsed. Endorse them all and get them to endorse you!
Questions and HelpIf you have questions about REWARD, the World Assembly, or something is not working correctly for you, you can join our Discord server and contact @Mangegneithe#3881, or @Em#0269, or @GSCS#2687, or you can ask your questions in #support-desk.
StatisticsNumber of WA nations: 606
Number of Hussars: 26
Delegate and Vizier average endorsement count: 341.17
Total number of endorsements: 45489
Cross-endorsement rate: 12%This dispatch is managed by a script and is auto-updated every few hours. Do not edit manually.
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Dispatch DirectoryAfter you have joined and endorsed the Delegate and the Viziers, follow the below guide to get oriented in NationStates and our region:
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⇐ ⇒ ↺ ☖ | 🔒 Secure | https://step.gov.caek/steps/stepone...WELCOME NEW NATIONSGumtopiaArtagonian Tank Battalion 33NirvanistriaLa administracionHoly United State of AmericaThe MolluskIce CreamiaRebulic of BalubaStalingraduThe Divorce StoreCapitalismisbadNorth New CroxiaDariftiongmmerplomexThe kingdom of landiaNew ChesstiballEnermiTramoriaFree Commonwealth of AmericaThe Republic Of LesbiansNode 65The republic of southern geonarisOliveretEzekiel CityGreater VaughnlandiaNIVISONVlermuisKernkraft 400Ume HanamiAnostokaThe United InternationaleNightforceAB NATIONBkczThe Canadian EnclaveZeranid ForchIllesty TerleopiqueArtagonian Tank Battalion 40LoruscantLandlandlandlandRegatuniiDestruction 5Artagonian Tank Battalion 45BdzholiariaMessiVilleDrablyatAedsgtCroyonid peopleIoonYucatan peninsularValmalitasIlviasWinie3DonzoriaChthonFlamingSacravitaBron Oric RanmBeeftopiaUnited-BengalAntauckBallettNorthern Allied Treaty OrganizationGreater NovokretoniaWesteriFormer XunDanitte republicAlfredowOf BastardsSouthern Seend TunkinBloticherAragatThalasstiaZendosseyThe great middleStellarum InvictusSiciociThe Council of SeraphsA very serious socialistFodla DanuConcurdiaThis is Spinal TapThe Free ValleysNation NamfShajaeatanRepublica do comando geralLes nardor los cardosBluevakiaRewandleKerjiministanAllatandRyanismMalusiaOhmygodletmepickanameInnakutMnnbDeutsche Sozialistiche RaeterepublikAperialVRQNot a Real NationKarkiev
SummaryWelcome to the East Pacific! We are one of the oldest regions out there, with 20 years of experience. We have a lot to offer, including two current tech roleplays and an accessible legislature and executive.
You are reading STEP, The East's guide to NationStates. Each dispatch contains a summary and then more detailed explanations, including screenshots and detailed insights from our experienced players. If you're new, we recommend reading every dispatch in order, but you can also read them independently of one another.
You have either been founded in a frontier or a feeder, two types of regions which accept new nations. If you find yourself in the East Pacific, please read this guide! If you aren't in the East Pacific, go to The East Pacific and scroll down until you see "Move [YOUR NATION] to the East Pacific."
You'll be seeing a lot of recruitment Telegrams, which can get spammy and annoying pretty quickly. To disable recruitment telegrams, head to Settings > Telegrams > Preferences > Block All under "Recruitment".
Nations receive issues once every six hours. Some issues spawn card packs, which contain cards ranked by rarity that you can retain, trade or sell.
Got questions? Telegram Delegate Merlovich.
IntroductionHello and welcome to NationStates, and the East Pacific. You are currently reading STEP, our guide designed to get you jump started in the game. If you're like other newbies, you'll probably have many questions about how everything works. This guide, lovingly written by our hospitality team, is designed to answer all of your questions, and more. If you want to get a quick summary of things and then get launched into things, you will get the jist of things by reading the summaries on top of these dispatches, however our dispatches aim to be short and accessible while also going into enough detail, so we recommend you read them in full.
If you have any questions, we have multiple government members that are willing to answer them! Feel free to ask on the regional message board, or telegram our Delegate, they will be happy to answer any question you might have!
About Us: The East PacificThe East Pacific is one of five feeder regions who share fifty percent of all new spawns, with the other fifty percent going to frontiers, regions founded by users which also accept new nations, trading guaranteed security for the privilege. If you've let your nation go inactive and Cease to Exist, and then logged back in, you have likely spawned in one of three restorer regions, which are designed to rehabilitate nations that have returned after a brief period of absence.
If you're reading this, it is likely that you have been founded in the East Pacific, however, if you haven't you are still more than welcome to join, and we would love to have you on board. To move, you should go to the East Pacific's regional page, scroll down until you see the Move [YOUR NATION] to the East Pacific and then click on it.
The East Pacific is an active democracy, and participation can be enjoyed by all that seek to contribute in good faith. If you're interested in joining, STEPs Three onwards will take you through applying to the East Pacific.
TelegramsMany regions send you automated recruitment telegrams in an attempt to get you to join their region. There are a lot of these, and it can get spammy and overwhelming fast. Thankfully, NationStates has given you a way to block Telegrams you don't want. To do this, you need to click on the settings button, which is usually found in the top bar of the page.
If you then scroll down to telegrams and go to preferences, you'll see a grid which looks something like this:
Our recommended settings are as follows, however, you are free to choose whatever you want. "Allow Some" occasionally allows telegrams in, and "Allow Most" blocks some. If you click the "block all" for recruitment, your nation will stop receiving the large volume of recruitment telegrams. Keep in mind that your inbox can only hold twenty telegrams.
Issues and CardsIssues are problems that you need to handle, and they impact your nations statistics and rankings abroad. Initially you get a higher rate of issues like normal, however, once you've played the game for a while, you only get one issue every six hours. As long as you abide by general decorum, the East Pacific does not penalise you for the way you answer issues - we're a big community, and your type of nation reflects that.
There is no "correct" way to answer issues, only the way that you want to. Every issue changes your statistics, and some might change your national policy. If you want to, there are websites such as this one that give you the general trend in issue outcomes, however using these aren't necessary and you should only do it if you find it fun!
Issues sometimes generate cards. Cards are minted irregularly and are a snapshot of a nation, divided into various classes of rarity, from common to legendary. Cards can be bought, sold and traded on the market.
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How rude, did no one teach you to respect your elders?
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