The People's Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.813 billion Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 2,729 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,624 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the latest political memes depict President Qui-Gon Jinn as an overly-choreographed robot, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 3,917^th in the world and 171^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 62.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.