The Capitalist Utopia of CONSUMEistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Johnson Eden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.64 billion Consumeistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,465 CSCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The new Consumeistani-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Consumeistanis make research institutes rich, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CONSUMEistan's national animal is the Deathbot 3000 MKX, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

CONSUMEistan is ranked 3,723^rd in the world and 192^nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 640.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.