The Holy Empire of Jaiden Animations is a huge, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 446 million Jaiden Subscribers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaidens Los Angeles Apartment. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jaiden economy, worth 2.06 trillion Jaidens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,607 Jaidens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaiden Animations's national animal is the Ari, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaiden Animations is ranked 22,657^th in the world and 869^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.