The United Socialist States of Soviet German Union is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 246 million Red Wehrmachts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Soviet German economy, worth 14.9 trillion RubleMarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,517 RubleMarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet German Union's national animal is the Polar Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Soviet German Union is ranked 16,241^st in the world and 687^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.