The Holy Empire of Eisen Fathers Bussness is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.424 billion Eisen fatherlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisen fatherlandian economy, worth 144 trillion fathermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,583 fathermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street, and the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisen Fathers Bussness's national animal is the Steinadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eisen Fathers Bussness is ranked 265,629^th in the world and 6,406^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.