The United States of GreatNewEngland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 139 million GreatNewEnglandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GreatNewEnglandian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,072 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. GreatNewEngland's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreatNewEngland is ranked 50,402^nd in the world and 81^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 147.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.