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Chr Carlavikay wrote:Just rename it to Ouranos already, its the name for the same greek god.

Or if you really want to be a british patriot: King George

Ouranos or Yoo-RAH-nus. Either way, it’s better than the main two potty humor pronunciations

Post by Penguins States Of Antartica suppressed by Dimetrodon Empire.

I literally killed all comunists in my country, kill pium pium citizens. Dont laugh isnt funny

Post by Bukhara Empire suppressed by Dimetrodon Empire.

Penguins States Of Antartica wrote:I literally killed all comunists in my country, kill pium pium citizens. Dont laugh isnt funny

Haha funy, now go to wall

Chr Carlavikay wrote:Or if you really want to be a british patriot: King George

My honest reaction to that suggestion: 🤢

I would call a planet Novogeorgia.

The Female Fist wrote:I think we should still be happy, Even the non rejects. This place is surprisingly, nice, considering that many were literally rejected for one reason or another.

Indeed, and that this place aint a train always on fire 24/7 with a tornado in the distance.

Liberza wrote:Ouranos or Yoo-RAH-nus. Either way, it’s better than the main two potty humor pronunciations

And definally not ur-anis (That sounds just as bad when you change the a!) like quite a lot of people avoiding the name.

Three Galaxies wrote:My honest reaction to that suggestion: 🤢

I would call a planet Novogeorgia.

That was actually the first name given for the planet by the dude who discovered it (Who was british, and the king at the time was George)

The Female Fist wrote:So you fight for trans rights. Right?

I mean I'm not the world's most ardent activist, but I exist as a trans woman.

I wish I wasn't so ugly, it's like being fine gives you a headstart in life, someone could hire you just because you're fine and it doesn't matter if you're weird or you don't look presentable people will still think you're pretty.

Altasund wrote:I mean I'm not the world's most ardent activist, but I exist as a trans woman.

Well, I think it is great that you are so open about it. That takes courage :D

Attestaltarragaby wrote:I wish I wasn't so ugly, it's like being fine gives you a headstart in life, someone could hire you just because you're fine and it doesn't matter if you're weird or you don't look presentable people will still think you're pretty.

What tells you you are ugly? And what if you are not?

Altasund wrote:It's a symbol of the trans lesbian anarchist catgirl liberation movement.

Liberation?
laughs in Liege
I wouldn't say "liberation." Rather, the transfer of legal ownership to another.

The death of Khedive Farouk has been declared the Coronation of future Khedive Ahmed Fouad will be held soon

Honshu Government wrote:Liberation?
laughs in Liege
I wouldn't say "liberation." Rather, the transfer of legal ownership to another.

Megamind reference?

Khedivate-of-Egypt wrote:The death of Khedive Farouk has been declared the Coronation of future Khedive Ahmed Fouad will be held soon

💀Nah, aleksei is dead(literally TNO)

Penguins States Of Antartica wrote:What tells you you are ugly? And what if you are not?

My face tells me I'm ugly.

Attestaltarragaby wrote:My face tells me I'm ugly.

Your face isnt the option,

Attestaltarragaby wrote:I wish I wasn't so ugly, it's like being fine gives you a headstart in life, someone could hire you just because you're fine and it doesn't matter if you're weird or you don't look presentable people will still think you're pretty.

Honestly dude, once you are past highschool people care more about your personality/abilities than your looks, if that doesn't seem to be the case then you are surrounded by terrible human beings.

Attestaltarragaby wrote:My face tells me I'm ugly.

Well. Maybe you are, but at least you should try to lighten up more about it. I am ugly too, but instead of being sad about it, I make jokes about it and laugh, because the only thing I care about…

Is being happy.

If you’re reading this, than it is too late for me. United Calanworie (aka Aav) has already kidnapped me - turning my corpse into cat food as we speak. To anyone reading this, stop this monster. They’ve smashed countless keyboards and bashed an incomprehensible number of monitors. Their madness knows no bounds and they won’t stop until every person has taken a 4-year college course in computer science. Do whatever you must but for the protection and preservation of the world as we know it, you must take Calan out before they can take you out. This is Orcuo, signing off…


Read dispatch


(This is a joke. I have no ill-intentions for Calan)

I am a highschooler and i have i dont really care, i just wanna pass this year, Mentality

Orcuo wrote:
If you’re reading this, than it is too late for me. United Calanworie (aka Aav) has already kidnapped me - turning my corpse into cat food as we speak. To anyone reading this, stop this monster. They’ve smashed countless keyboards and bashed an incomprehensible number of monitors. Their madness knows no bounds and they won’t stop until every person has taken a 4-year college course in computer science. Do whatever you must but for the protection and preservation of the world as we know it, you must take Calan out before they can take you out. This is Orcuo, signing off…


Read dispatch

Didnt read im listening silence

Kulak archipelago lmao

Post by Honshu Government suppressed by Dimetrodon Empire.

Orcuo wrote:
If you’re reading this, than it is too late for me. United Calanworie (aka Aav) has already kidnapped me - turning my corpse into cat food as we speak. To anyone reading this, stop this monster. They’ve smashed countless keyboards and bashed an incomprehensible number of monitors. Their madness knows no bounds and they won’t stop until every person has taken a 4-year college course in computer science. Do whatever you must but for the protection and preservation of the world as we know it, you must take Calan out before they can take you out. This is Orcuo, signing off…


Read dispatch

Cat food?
CATS?
I support their ambitions.

Arctic Lands wrote:Kulak archipelago lmao

Virgin Islands lol

Bukhara Empire wrote:Virgin Islands lol

Can I go there? :)

Bukhara Empire wrote:Virgin Islands lol

Not as funny. I changed the name of the Solzhenitsin's book "Gulag archipelago" to make fun of him and kulaks while you named actual islands.

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