The Free Land of BlitzoInLuluLand is a very large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 188 million LunaInLuluLands are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant BlitzoInLuluLandian economy, worth 2.27 trillion moras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,073 moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, and schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlitzoInLuluLand's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BlitzoInLuluLand is ranked 273,368^th in the world and 4,939^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.68 flags saluted per person per day.