The Federal republic of Imperial Dhoutaland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adrian Varga with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.525 billion Dhoutalans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhoutagrad. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dhoutalan economy, worth 182 trillion Dhoutans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,529 Dhoutans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, much of Imperial Dhoutaland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, it is said that a Dhoutalan woman's work is never done, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Dhoutaland's national animal is the Dhoutaland panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Imperial Dhoutaland is ranked 74,728^th in the world and 86^th in Democratic Unity for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.