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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 192ndMost Devout: 305thMost Primitive: 336th
The Military-Industrial Complex of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔
Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
Influence
Truckler
Internal Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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West Barack and East Obama

Population4.392 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderEternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
FaithObramahamic Faith

Currencypint of Guinness
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.392 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The powerhouse Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion pints of Guinness a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,529 pints of Guinness, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The state believes that children are what you make of them, cities are engulfed by smog, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obramahamic Faith.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 276,094th in the world and 17th in Sonnel for Safest, scoring 6.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 192ndMost Devout: 305thMost Primitive: 336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420thMost Ignorant Citizens: 695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,209thMost Patriotic: 1,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,865thLowest Crime Rates: 2,485thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,735thLargest Black Market: 4,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,186thHighest Average Incomes: 4,642ndLargest Governments: 4,876thBest Weather: 5,054thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,041stMost Authoritarian: 6,924thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,905thMost Conservative: 12,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,542ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,693rdLargest Mining Sector: 24,247thHealthiest Citizens: 24,589thHighest Economic Output: 25,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,209th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

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