The Interstellar Isle of Llalta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eve Gallaghan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.763 billion Llaltese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Christopher. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The strong Llaltese economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Llaltese Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 91,450 Llaltese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and one can wake up in Llalta and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Llalta's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Llalta is ranked 8,096^th in the world and 14^th in Eurth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.25 law-abiding acts per hour.