The Consortium of Miiros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Suffete Elissa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 40.646 billion Miirosi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orthen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miirosi economy, worth an astonishing 25,966 trillion galeas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 638,848 galeas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, Suffete Elissa is quite hard to get a hold of, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and Miiros's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miiros's national animal is the barbary lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hedonism.

Miiros is ranked 292,325^th in the world and 362^nd in Eurth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.79 law-abiding acts per hour.