The Loving Couple of -4rt Fan- is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tom with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.905 billion -4rt Fan-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient -4rt Fan-ian economy, worth 598 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,107 snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,658 per year while the poor average 22,545, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the -4rt Fan-ian Space Agency, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -4rt Fan-'s national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-4rt Fan- is ranked 33,090^th in the world and 3^rd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,990.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.