The Republic of -Harju County is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical population of 270 million -Harju Countyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong -Harju Countyian economy, worth 17.7 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,573 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, edutainment video games are taking -Harju County's students to the next level, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Harju County's national animal is the unknown, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Harju County is ranked 268,204^th in the world and 14^th in Counties of Estonia for Most Patriotic, with 0.86 flags saluted per person per day.