The Democratic States of 23rd Chimore Company is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.924 billion 23rd Chimore Companyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient 23rd Chimore Companyian economy, worth 220 trillion Freedom Units a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,350 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 23rd Chimore Company's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

23rd Chimore Company is ranked 154,401^st in the world and 3,876^th in Suspicious for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,905.94 Standard Monetary Units.