The United Socialist States of 4meric4 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander John Lenin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.486 billion Socialistzens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 4meric4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,596 trillion USSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,962 USSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4meric4's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is RMLP ☭️.

4meric4 is ranked 283,598^th in the world and 30^th in USSD for Most Primitive, scoring -398.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.