The Armed Republic of 5th Armoured Division is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.08 billion 5th Armoured Divisionians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The strong 5th Armoured Divisionian economy, worth 62.4 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,773 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5th Armoured Division's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

5th Armoured Division is ranked 211,191^st in the world and 222^nd in LunarPunk for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.