Population | 6.667 billion |
Currency | Altairian Dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Multiplication of 7 x 6 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.667 billion 7 x 6ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.
The frighteningly efficient 7 x 6ian economy, worth 789 trillion Altairian Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,358 Altairian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 x 6's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
7 x 6 is ranked 31,902nd in the world and 14th in Regionless for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,131.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 7 x 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Largest Black Market.
- : 7 x 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in 7 x 6, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.