The Republic of Saturday is for the Kois is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.198 billion Saturday is for the Koisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Saturday is for the Koisian economy, worth 298 trillion Saturdays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,473 Saturdays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saturday is for the Kois's national animal is the Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saturday is for the Kois is ranked 89,456^th in the world and 21^st in Warzone Trinidad for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 91.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.