The Republic of Abulagomas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by David with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.244 billion Abulagomasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Philly. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Abulagomasian economy, worth 444 trillion Cryfas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,720 Cryfas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, Abulagomasians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abulagomas's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Abulagomas is ranked 17,363^rd in the world and 914^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.