The Imperial Federation of Kronverg is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Karl Cunningham with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 881 million Kronvergians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronburg. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kronvergian economy, worth 121 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,882 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kronverg's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kronverg is ranked 233,043^rd in the world and 1,178^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.