The United Empire of Ecnav Enitsuj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Aeone Augustine with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 27.499 billion Ecnavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astianas. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecnavian economy, worth a remarkable 7,324 trillion renxes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,354 renxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, Emperor Aeone Augustine reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecnav Enitsuj's national animal is the griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Astianas.

Ecnav Enitsuj is ranked 450^th in the world and 2^nd in Philippines for Lowest Crime Rates, with 204.16 law-abiding acts per hour.