The Colony of Philippines Guardian is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.318 billion Philippines Guardianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Philippines Guardianian economy, worth 143 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 19,628 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philippines Guardian's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Philippines Guardian is ranked 210,440^th in the world and 107^th in Philippines for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.